Better Never Than Late (62/365)

I’ve already had way too much coffee, and eaten all the chocolate out of some vegan cookie. I’ve been listening to Charles Bronson in my highly caffeinated state and now Im pretty sure I could sprint from Massachusetts back to New York, before dark.

Heres some genius Charles Bronson song titles:

• What The Fuck Are You Going to Do When It’s Cool to Be Yourself?
• Phil Anselmo’s Pain Burns In The Heart of My Little Brother
• Drunk Punks Is Hippies
• Let’s Start A Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit
• The Great Pet Rock Comeback
• Better Never Than Late
• Marriage Can Suck It
• The Painful, Yet Unavoidable, Deathstar Comparison
• The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don’t Think About It
• Fuck Technology, I’ll Keep My Pocket Change
• Let’s Start Another War So I Sing About Stopping It
• I Just Can’t Avoid The Void In “Avoid”
• So What If I Puked Up McDonald’s?
• Ralph On Ralph
• Cous Cous On The Loose Loose
• I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph
• They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die

SPEAKINGOFCOFFEE!!!!!

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Biscuit Holder

As an American, I’ve found the best way to instantly turn my “cookies” into “biscuits” with the help of a tea box!

Handy idea brought to you by Post Punk Kitchen.

Having my Cake and Not Eating Two.

There is something slightly sad about the amount of forks that came along with my single order of pancakes…

Hate to say it, but there are a few things about Los Angeles that New York just can’t get right.

• Mexican food
• Remodeling homes without destroying the original architecture
• and the red neck kind of ‘fusion foods’ that so many diners on the West Coast have perfected.

I roam shake shops all over New York, searching for a place that can copy 101 Coffee Shops Orange Creamsicle milkshake without making it taste just a bit too much like vomit. And it baffles me why a place in the city hasn’t thought to grind coffee beans INTO their coffee flavored milkshakes, like they do at Swingers.

There are only a few places in New York who take chances with their food and succeed….and right now I can only think of Vinnies Pizza in Brooklyn, which to be honest that place is a hit or miss. I still don’t know what I think of the tortellini pizza I ate there….

This morning I ordered the Black Magic Pancakes from The Griddle Cafe. Pancakes with crushed oreos throughout the batter.

Not only were they delicious, but they were fucking huuuuuge! I got through 1/2 out of 3 pancakes, and I kind of pride myself of being a human garbage disposal…

hand to pancake ratio….