Posts Tagged ‘xbox’

Zombies Over A Sex Life. The New Campaign.

October 24, 2009

Hey you, out there!

Lacking a sex life? Does the name of the box you’ve been playing with start with the letter X? Well then the new Left 4 Dead trailer should be exciting, eh?

I don’t know how a trailer for a video game can “leak” but I’m glad it did because it gave me that after-sex glow that my pale asexual skin needed….I’m sure many other video game aficionados achieve this look the same way.

GAH! If you’re sad that the hot broad Zoey is gone, then you’re fuckin’ nuts!

Because the Spitter is a catch! Zoey may have been modeled off of some coy hot 20 something nobody, but THE SPITTER was modeled off of a brish babe with the voice on an angel.