Posts Tagged ‘girly’

Away Note From the Greasy Haired Bone Breaker

July 27, 2009

the keys

Salt watered hair and red finger nails have been great for easily pulling my hair back and cracking open lobster shells.

My computer won’t hold a signal long enough to create a real entry, so I leave you with the theme song of my week.

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Don’t Bother Looking Up Her Dress.

June 24, 2009

bib dressI don’t mean to sound pompous but I think this dress would look better on me than on some headless red torso’d body.¬†Unfortunately, this no limbed hussy must have more extra money than I do, since she seems to be able to afford the dress I want.