Let The Right Ones Out.

Us talentless, attention starved, greedy, gluttonous Americans haven’t been able to make something better than another country since WWII. So why that wet teabag of a human that directed Cloverfield thought he could spruce up the amazing Swedish film Let The Right One In, is beyond me.

Bah hum bug. As usual, someone had decided to remake a foreign movie full of great cinematography and emotional layers and flatten it into another ‘gripping thriller’. I sometimes think they do it because Americans are fairly illiterate and simply can’t be bothered with the subtitles of a foreign film. That, and the fact that many of us can’t seem to think about blood without the association of horror.

You want horror??!? Just take a gander at the Versace family. That always keeps me suckin’ my thumb for days.

As far as this remake goes, all I can hope for is a better version of robokittens.

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4 Responses to “Let The Right Ones Out.”

  1. :: smo :: Says:

    whoa seriously!? the other one just came out a year or two ago too didn’t it? that’s just dumbtarded.

  2. Sarabells Says:

    Eff that!

  3. Frank Says:

    Yikes, who are those women?

  4. reggie Says:

    i agree. when i found out about the remake i was embarrassed.
    so stupid. seeing Let The Right One In on my birthday 2 yrs ago in a little local theater was the best experience.

    ps: i’d use my newly learned survival tactics (thanks shark week) and jab donatella with a sharp object to keep her away.

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