Yo Mama Has a Glass Eye With a Fish In It

abortmissionHappy Mothers Day!

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  • Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
  • Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans
  • Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo
  • Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
  • Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
  • Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

 

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3 Responses to “Yo Mama Has a Glass Eye With a Fish In It”

  1. Gala Says:

    Those photos are totally amazing.
    We will cupcake it up soon!

  2. Booth83 Says:

    HA, how old is that first pic

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