Can it Absorb Your Blood?

My grandmother is a big supporter of buying things off of the television. 

So when she got too many ShamWows for one woman to handle, they got handed down to me.
I never once used them properly, or if i WAS using them properly, then that salesman was full of shit and his product was a Scam….Wow. (Ugh. i suck)

Last month he beat the shit out of a hooker who bit down on his tongue. 
Fucking hilarity.

When i got my first kiss on the bus home from the fair, from Casey whateverhisnamewas, I freaked out and bit his tongue, too. He had just finished drinking a carton of milk. It was pretty gross. 

Luckily, this was not Caseys reaction. I guess that could also have to do with the fact that I only gave him a stack of Power Rangers cards and not sex.

The hooker looks so stoked!

2 Responses to “Can it Absorb Your Blood?”

  1. e Says:

    she does look a little stoked. haha.

  2. Adam Wallace Says:

    with his new lisp its the ThamWow

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