Archive for March 29th, 2009

Can it Absorb Your Blood?

March 29, 2009


My grandmother is a big supporter of buying things off of the television. 

So when she got too many ShamWows for one woman to handle, they got handed down to me.
I never once used them properly, or if i WAS using them properly, then that salesman was full of shit and his product was a Scam….Wow. (Ugh. i suck)

Last month he beat the shit out of a hooker who bit down on his tongue. 
Fucking hilarity.

When i got my first kiss on the bus home from the fair, from Casey whateverhisnamewas, I freaked out and bit his tongue, too. He had just finished drinking a carton of milk. It was pretty gross. 


Luckily, this was not Caseys reaction. I guess that could also have to do with the fact that I only gave him a stack of Power Rangers cards and not sex.

The hooker looks so stoked!
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Everyones a ‘musician’. Even Voltron.

March 29, 2009


This unknowingly entertaining page has showed me that i really do have absolutely no rhythm, but that the Y, H, and the J keys are unbelievably satisfying.